• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
  • Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work

myreligioniskindness:

I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things

It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

theblackship:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.
 

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

 Compare them:

i believe.

(Source: vazerick)